The Agent gave me two guidelines for the blog. Be funny, she said. Your novel is funny. You’re #funnyman, for godsakes. Just be funny. If you’re funny, people might want … Continue reading ON ANTHROPOMORPHISM AND DARWIN
ON DUCK PARENTING, AND HUEY
When all else fails, there are ducks. Everyone likes ducks. Well, not Elmer Fudd, but everyone else. And let’s face it, Daffy is a pain in the ass. I’m trying … Continue reading ON DUCK PARENTING, AND HUEY
ON WHAT THEY USED TO SAY
Wednesday already? It’s great to write this blog every week but sometimes I’d rather not. Wednesday is an interesting name for a day. Most people pronounce it “wensday.” Do you … Continue reading ON WHAT THEY USED TO SAY
ON THE CENTRAL COAST
Well, hello there! It’s time to write the blog post. When I can’t think of anything, I look at the pictures on my phone for inspiration. So this week, please … Continue reading ON THE CENTRAL COAST
ON FAKE NEWS
I know what you’re thinking. Okay, not everything you’re thinking. I don’t know if you hate cilantro or love movies about cancer, but what you’re thinking about the title of … Continue reading ON FAKE NEWS
ON “US” ON THE FOURTH
Hi everyone! All 17 of you! (If you really like this blog, incidentally, and not just “like” it, please feel free to share with friends and loved ones. Why shouldn’t … Continue reading ON “US” ON THE FOURTH
ON SIGNS AND MESSAGES
Sometimes we find signs in signs. I’m an avid license plate reader. I always wanted one of those plates that has a word by accident, or cool initials that can … Continue reading ON SIGNS AND MESSAGES
ON HATING SQUIRRELS, AND LOVING BELUSHI
Animal lovers won’t like this, but I hate squirrels. It wasn’t always like that. I once thought squirrels were kind of cute. Even in New York City, in Central Park, the … Continue reading ON HATING SQUIRRELS, AND LOVING BELUSHI