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ON IGNORING BAD AND SAD STUFF

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020 · Leave a comment ·

What should I write about today?  Impeachment?  Kobe? Bad, and sad? Nah. Let’s stay away from bad and sad today, just for the hell of it.  Not ignoring, because with … Continue reading ON IGNORING BAD AND SAD STUFF

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ON CUSTOMS, PART DEUX – THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020 · Leave a comment ·

Welcome back for Part Deux.  If you’ve had enough of my experience as a Customs Inspector, you’re probably not alone. Please note that: a) this will be the last Customs-related … Continue reading ON CUSTOMS, PART DEUX – THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES

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ON U.S. CUSTOMS (NO, NOT THAT KIND)

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 · Leave a comment ·

Author’s note: I’ve always wanted to write about working at US Customs, but there’s so much stuff that this is now Part I of a two part miniseries on my … Continue reading ON U.S. CUSTOMS (NO, NOT THAT KIND)

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ON POETRY AND BURNING SAUSAGES

January 8, 2020January 9, 2020 · Leave a comment ·

First, a short poem:    Burnt Sausage by Paul Kleiman It’s 11:00 a.m.    And the sausages are burning    Sitting on the couch    Hearing the pages turning Thank … Continue reading ON POETRY AND BURNING SAUSAGES

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ON THE HOLIDAYS AND 2020

January 2, 2020January 3, 2020 · Leave a comment ·

(Disclaimer: WordPress is being difficult and not loading my pictures correctly so I’m just throwing them on here and hoping for the best. Thanks for understanding!) Last week I didn’t … Continue reading ON THE HOLIDAYS AND 2020

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ON HAVING A BEEF: TO COW OR NOT TO COW

December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 · Leave a comment ·

I’d like to say a few words about this impeachment. KIDDING!  I promised no politics, except of course for the occasional sideways, snide-yet-subtle comment about what’s-his-face.  And I’m going to … Continue reading ON HAVING A BEEF: TO COW OR NOT TO COW

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ON JUMPING THE SHARK: HAPPY DAYS VS. THE FLINTSTONES

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019 · Leave a comment ·

The term “jumped the shark” was invented by a guy named Sean Connolly, a student at the University of Michigan, in a conversation with his roommate, Jon Hein, who is … Continue reading ON JUMPING THE SHARK: HAPPY DAYS VS. THE FLINTSTONES

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ON HORNS, SLUGS AND EMBOUCHURE

December 4, 2019 · Leave a comment ·

This week is another blank slate.  I don’t have a theme here, so let’s just start it up and see what happens. The featured image above the title is a … Continue reading ON HORNS, SLUGS AND EMBOUCHURE

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